Getting to Know Hell's Newest Rocker
From street corners to stadiums, nobody would have thought this winged beauty would begin a new musical revival in the depths of hell. We caught up with Syren of your favorite band Needle Envy after a practice session for some weed and ice cream by the pint and asked her your glaring questions!
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"Syren"
2. Give me your full name...
"huh...Never thought of it...Maybe...Delgato...Yeeeah...Syren Delgato sounds cool, eh?"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Sy. Ain't nothin' special about it, really."
4. What species are you? "Harpy"
5. Where/when were you born? "hm...Midwest…'68"
6. I see. And that would make your age...? "I was….27 when I died?...Yeah"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
".....We're- in hell, mate"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"I've been called an angry chihuahua...I punched the person who said that"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"I'm a rockstar, pressure is in the job description. Especially with a boss like mine….don't write that"
10. Do you like to read?
"Yeah, when I can. Have you heard of audiobooks?! Good shit"
11. Favorite color?
"Teal...Red too I guess..It kinda grows on you here"
12. Do you get along with others?
"Yeah, I try to. I'm a social butter-harpy...That was fuckin stupid"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Yeah. I have a few faces I wanna bash in, yeah"
14. How about friends?
"All of my fans~"
15. Are you patient?
"Fuck kinda question is that?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Hm...That's a hard one. I'm pretty happy with my bod. Definitely better than some of these blokes around here. So...Me, but more powerful"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Aw I'd knew you'd come around, luv"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"you best be jokin' I'll fuck you up"
19. If you could change anything about yourself…
".....Next question-"
20. About your home…
"Well, I used to have a sweet pad. It was an abandoned theater. Spacious, nice….mine...And the band of course. Then uh...Management had other plans. We live at that hotel. Y'know the one. It's not the same but its nice enough."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"annoying. Those bible humpers are probably living it up in heaven"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"yeah. A Brother named Non and a sister, Existent."
23. What's your occupation?
"....you're kiddin' me right? I'm one of tha' biggest Rock stars in hell right now"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"It's bloody annoyin sometimes, but its a great gig….get it?"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"Not currently. That means I'm available for any and alla ya, babes~"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Long term dating is more my thing. I can't see myself walking down an aisle"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"I have every single 80s blockbuster on dvd. I was finishing up Blade Runner before I left to come here, actually."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"I don't want to. Next."
29. Favorite food?
"I like pasta, honestly? Its really good….kinda like what ma' used to make.."
30. Favorite drink?
"Non alcoholic, I like lemonade. Alcoholic? Whatever I can get my hands on.'
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Making music at least a little more popular in hell. Not to denounce porn because I love me some good porn...But there's more musicians actually being open. I think that's pretty cool."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either
"I like anime. My gal pal Yukki showed it to me. Pretty solid stuff"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me
why. "I'm not answerin' it"
34. Is that a good reason?
"Do you want to get hit?"
35. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I'd say so, yeah."
36. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"hmm...Becoming queen of music would be really awesome. Maybe we could have a court of genres or somethin' it's kinda dumb."
37. Any hobbies?
"besides music...Huh...I like hair and makeup...Some video games are kinda cool….but...And I'm showing my age here...The newer ones are hard for me to get into"
38. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me… "Uh...Uh….a huge ass cake!"
39. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? "....Are you getting any wish cake? Didn't think so"
40. Have you been honest with these questions? "ehhhhh….."
41. Your personal quote?
"OI! Lets rock ya buncha whores!...Fans love that"
42. Do you like change?
"depends on what it is, mate. Sometimes you have no choice but to be okay with it."
43. What's your most valued possession?
"uh….my guitar. Yeah...Thats what I'll go with…"
44. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"come out and see NeedleEnvy ya idiots!!"
There you have it folks. This is all we got before she kicked us out, but we at Rolling Heads were able to get a sneak peek at her new style since going off the grid a few months ago. Didn't get your question answered? Visit our homepage to see how you can ask Syren your questions. Until next time!